Monday, January 02, 2006

Michigan State's Wet Dream Comes True — Elsewhere

Burn Your Couch, Legally



That's Right, Spartans. Your football team may be preparing to take its place besides such powerhouses as Indiana, Illinois, Southern Methodist and Vanderbilt; but now there are couches you can burn legally!

The problem: you'll have to go to West Virginia for them. And we'll have to persuade Mark Garrett to make some special for Michigan State.

Or maybe some enterprising Spartan Waxmaker can come up with the idea. Who knows...

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